Wednesday, September 23, 2015

One (Foot In Ya Ass (LOVE))

My Nigga Finna Get Sum Action! He Mus Got Them White Genes That I Refer To Below! That's Why He Like Them Toe!

WE GETTIN' AXSHON NIGGA!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE6NcoCr1AU
SEE REX (THE NASTY ASS CRACCA COACH)? HE HAS GENES THAT INCLINE HIM TO BECOME SEXUALLY AROUSED BY FEMALE FEET. WHY DOES HE HAVE GENES THAT INCLINE HIM TO BECOME SEXUALLY AROUSED BY FEMALE FEET? BECAUSE THESE GENES ARE REMNANTS FROM A TIME DURING HIS CRACKER ANCESTOR'S EVOLUTIONARY PAST (HIS EUROPEAN CRACKER ANCESTOR'S EVOLUTIONARY PAST) WHEN BEING ATTRACTED TO AND SEXUALLY STIMULATED BY FEMALE FEET LED TO GREATER REPRODUCTIVE SUCCESS AMONG HIS EUROPEAN (CRACKER) ANCESTORS. (THERE ARE TWO COMPETING HYPOTHESIS BELOW REGARDING FOOT FETISHISM. ONE HAS TO DO WITH IT (FOOT FETISHISM) BEING SELECTED FOR BECAUSE OF ITS ADVANTAGE IN AVOIDING VENEREAL DISEASE AND THE OTHER HAS TO DO WITH IT BEING A PSYCHOLOGICAL CUE TO MALES THAT A WOMAN ISN'T PREGNANT. READ ABOUT BOTH HYPOTHESES BELOW!)

"KEEP A G00D FOOT RIGHT OFF IN HER AZZ (LUV)" - FUZZY BAD F00T

When Girls Kick Their Feet Up Like This In Their Boyfriend Or Husbands Car U NO Who's Running The Show! And The Girl's Trying To Induce Mate Competition! Moore To Cum! (Again, I Have NEVER Been With A Woman! But I Have Sliced And Diced A Finger!)

"Stikkk It In Ya Placenta In The Bakkk Of Ya Sentra (Rental)...Kiss Ya From Ya Head To Ya Feet...Fukkk...On The Beach!" - Tha Relativez Girl!



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HE GONE HAVE HIS FOOT ON THE GASS AND IMMA HAVE MY FOOT INN YOUR ASS, NON-ATHLETIC BEANER!

"I PUTS MA FOOT IN MOTION..." - MISTA

Pitter Patter 
Pitter Patter
(General Patton)

...First of all, its clear he was a podophile. The words look and sound very similar, but note that's an o and not an e as in "pedophile." (I was young but not that young, after all.) Podophilia, or "foot fetishism," is by far the most common manifestation of what sexologists refer to as a sexual "partialiasm", which is an erotic preoccupation with a nonreproductive body part. Feet, belly buttons, teeth, noses, eyeballs, earlobes, pinkie toes, calves, nipples - there are partialists for any type of localized real estate you can imagine, and their desire for this part exceeds (and sometimes even excludes) their interest in the genitalia. In any event, my awkward first experience with a disgust-challenged podophile who was willing to be intimate even with my feet encouraged me to read up on the curious history of foot fetishism.

It was none other than Havelock Ellis who first unraveled the mind-set of the podophile. Unlike the subject of Sexual Inversion, Ellis's sharp-eyed analytical focus on foot fetishists zeroed in on the heterosexuals among them."In a small but not inconsiderable minority of persons," he wrote in 1927, "the foot or boot becomes the most attractive part of a woman, and in some morbid cases the woman herself is regarded as a comparatively unimportant appendage." I know how she feels. Ever since Ellis dug his heel into the matter, case studies of foot fetishism have continued to find an attentive audience. Homosexual, heterosexual, and even bisexual podophiles have all made sporadic appearances in psychological write-ups. But as far as I know, there has only been one attempt in all of podophilic history to explain foot fetishism using evolutionary theory. And believe it or not, it's not an altogether ridiculous Darwinian hypothesis, either.

The psychologist James Giannini put the idea forward in 1998. Giannini had discovered a revealing sociosexual trend concerning podophilia. Throughout the course of human history, the cultural eroticization of the female foot predictably peaked whenever there was an outbreak of venereal disease, and then just as predictably leveled out again as the epidemics ran their courses. Foot love blossomed during the gonorrhea epidemic in the thirteenth century, for example, syphilis in the sixteenth and nineteenth centuries, and even AIDS in the late twentieth century. (As if the oppressive Inquisition weren't bad enough, Spain was also suffering from a large syphilitic population just as the heresy trials were heating up. With all that was going on, it seems like an odd time for Spanish painters to begin specializing in portraits of women's feet, but this is precisely when that artist oeuvre really took off. New shoe styles showing a teasing bit of "toe cleavage" were also the rage.) Even if you're straight and into a lady's lower extremities, you can't very well impregnate her foot to spread your genes. Giannini's claim was simply that if one's arousal were primarily but not exclusively confined to nonreproductive parts, then less frequent contacts (or maybe less exuberant ones) with infectious genitalia could meaningfully reduce the risk of infertility or even death. If such outbreaks were common enough in our deep past, suggested Giannini, then people who were able to become sexual partialists would have an advantage over those concentrating all their attention on the body's more dangerous hot spots.

There's still that puzzling question of how the podophile could suckle toes from hooves as hideous as mine. I do try to keep them clean, they are feet, after all, and one can't always know exactly what's going on down there with the fungus scene. In fact, never mind feet, it's astonishing that we're so willing during sex acts to put any body part in our mouths that doesn't belong to us. Penises don't always come out smelling of roses either, and consider the flourishing bacterial substrate that is the human vagina. This region can play host to more than four hundred different species of organisms, and healthy female anatomies contain numerous acids that combat yeast and pathogens and give vulvae their odoriferous punch. Not only that, but in both sexes, there are distinct glandular secretions that you'd rather not know about gathering unseen around the anus, face, groin, scalp, and umbilicus. There's also, of course, prodigiously generated sweat, tears, urine, dental plaque, sebum, earwax, smegma, and that most formidable foe to our sexual arousal that is feces. More specific culinary hurdles depend on the sex of your partner. If employing your mouth on a man's body, for instance, your palate can anticipate being greeted unexpectedly by pre-ejaculate or semen. Women's equally aqueous bodies, by contrast, are often plentiful reservoirs of vaginal fluids, breast milk, and menstrual blood. Considering what walking factories of ick we human beings are, it's amazing that we've managed not only to survive as a sexual species by wanting to copulate with each other but to do it often enough over our 150,000-year eyeblink of an existence that we're now straining the planet's natural resources beyond all capacity.

 PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us. Bering, p. 36-39.


 
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I'M NOT INTERESTED IN OR ATTRACTED TO YOUR FEET EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE INTERESTED IN AND ATTRACTED TO MINES! YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC. YEAH, YOU! YOU LOSER!

NASTY ASS CRACKER!
NO, NEVER. NOT NEVER, JEE! (HEY SEUSS THE PODOPHILE)

"I do have a bit of a foot fetish, yes," affirms comic actors Jack Black. "I find myself staring at feet. I like a heel. If she's wearing clogs, that does something for me. Flip-Flops. Sandals. Bare feet are the best."

Scientific attempts at explaining the widespread male interest in feet have been quite varied. Richard von Krafft-Ebing believed such an interest could develop when "emotional and visual impressions are brought into associative connection." Freud thought a foot fetish reflected a submissive, immature personality. Social scientists have speculated that they form because of the strong odor of feet or because fancy women's shoes draw heightened attention to ladies' feet. But another possibility is that men's brains are designed to respond to women's feet. The biggest piece of evidence supporting this possibility is men's preferred foot size.


The anthropologist Daniel Fesser found that men from a broad variety of societies (including Iran, Brazil, Tanzania, and Papua New Guinea)
rate small female feet as more attractive than large feet. In contrast, women rated an average male foot size as more attractive. Moreover, on sexual foot Web sites, small feet are represented almost exclusively. If an interest in feet was purely cultural, we might expect to see at least one society or Web site celebrating large feet.    
"In the Cinderella folktales the prince is never canvassing his kingdom in search of a girl whose feet will fill out a gravy boat of a shoe," observes Donald Symons, who also points out some additional clues supporting an innate male interest in foot cues. Women's feet typically grow during pregnancy, sometimes a half or even a full shoe size, and pregnant women should be less attractive from an evolutionary perspective since further reproduction is not possible during pregnancy. Several cultures, such as the Chinese and Persians, historically practiced foot binding in an effort to make the feet physically smaller. Many American women habitually wear shoes that are too small for their feet. Women themselves often seem to eroticize their feet, as epitomized by Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City, indicating an awareness (even if unconscious) that men are paying attention.   

I really want these shoes but the way my feet are about to be swollen in a few weeks I’m not even gonna do it lol

Another challenge for cultural theories of the male sexual interest in feet: why feet and not hands? Hands are more visible in all cultures, and the general shape and detail of the hand is quite similar to the foot. Women's hands are often decorated with bright, manicured fingernails, drawing attention to them. In online porn, women's hands are frequently portrayed as actively participating in sexual acts: there are far more handjobs than footjobs. So hands are highly visible, attractively adorned, and presented as sexual instruments. Yet in Dogpile data there were 93,885 sexual searches for feet and only 5,831 sexual searches for hands. There are 276 different foot sites in the Alexa Adult List, but we could only find one Web site that could be construed as hand-focused: Glove Mansion.

So if men are attracted to feet because of an innate receptivity to foot cues, was Freud mistaken in his belief that a foot obsession is related to submissiveness? Perhaps not. According to the AOL search data, searches for foot erotica are highly correlated with searches for bondage and submission porn. Many webmasters cross-link their foot sites to submission sites to capture cross traffic from each. One popular type of foot porn consists of a man being stepped on by a domineering women or being forced to lick a woman's feet. It's not clear whether these submissive interests arise as a way of simply engaging the foot in a more intimate way, whether an interest in feet may drive an interest in submission, or whether feet and submission are both related to some other unknown factor

Searches for women's shoes, pantyhose, and stockings are also highly correlated with sexual searches for feet. There are many Web sites and online forums that cater to an erotic interest in women's footwear, such as Pretty High Heels, Cute Pantyhose, and Teens' Pantyhose. "I definitely love girls with beautiful feet," admits rap star Ludacris. "Sometimes she can trick me and just wear boots and not even show her feet. But when I see the feet it's a wrap."

Men's interest in breasts, butts, and feet are well known and well documented. The next anatomical cue, however, may come as something of a surprise.
  
A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships. Ogas, Gaddam, p. 37-39.
"I LIKES HOES WIT PRETTY TOES" - G PUERTO RICOOOOOO

CLAWS (DAGGERS)! YOU EVER SEEN THE FEET OF SAMOAN AND TONGAN WOMENZ? OR FULL-BLOODED HAWAIIAN WOMENZ? THEY GARGANTUAN. MOST OF THEM ARE EASILY SIZE 10-12 IN MENS. NOT ONLY ARE THEY LONG, BUT THEY'RE WIDE TOO! (U IN THE CLUB GETTIN' STOMPED! STOMPIN' IN MA DARCC BLUCC CHUCCSOM WESSIDE STOMPIN' IN MA DARCC BLUE CHUCCS!)

"Keeps My Foot On YO Necc!" - Da Gunman! 
 WALK ALL OVER YOU LOVEIF U LET 'EM LOVE!

Comedian Ron White describes a conversation with his cousin Ray.

"I told him we're all gay, buddy. And Ray goes, That's bullshit, man. Do you like porn? Yeah, I love porn. Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women? No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love. Do you like the guy to have a half-flaccid penis? No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock...See? You like looking at a big cock."

The fact of the matter is that men are more interested in penises than women are - and men are much more interested in large penises than women are. In a recent academic survey of more than fifty thousand respondents between the ages of eighteen and fifty, just 15 percent of women reported dissatisfaction with their partner's penis size, while 45 percent of men wanted a larger penis. But it's not just their own penis that men are concerned with.

An eye-tracking study recorded what men and women looked at as they viewed different (nonerotic) images. They found that men consistently directed their gaze to the male crouch, though women rarely do so. In romance novels, even ones that include explicit descriptions of sex, visual details about a man's penis, including size, are seldom offered. But in porn, the penis is always under the spotlight...

For men, the penis can never be too big, apparently. Just .2 percent of men wish they had a smaller penis, compared to 9 percent of women who wish they had smaller breasts. Indeed, there are more than six times the number of searches for "big dick" than "small dick." There are 1,072 Web sites in the Alexa Adult List that feature heterosexual porn with large penises such as Monsters of Cock, Mr. Biggz, and Teens Like It Big...

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So far, all of the visual cues we've encountered draw a man's attention to the female body. But not the penis. So why might the male organ captivate men's attention? One possible explanation may lie with our primate cousins. Among New World monkeys, Old World monkeys, and the apes, the penis is a prominent and versatile social tool. The erect primate penis is used as a sign of male-male aggression, to mark territory, and as a sexual invitation to females. If the invitation is witnessed by a competing male, the erect penis can provoke hostility and attacks. It may also be a visual cue that motivates males to copulate with a female shortly after she has mated with a competing male. Biologist Richard Dawkins even suggests that an erection may be a visible sign of a male's general health. But some primates go further than simply inspecting each other's phalli.

When male savanna baboons meet, they frequently perform an intense greeting that scientists have endowed with the technical term diddling - "the fondling of the penis and scrotum." Similarly, among the Australian Walbriri and Arande people, when grievances need to be settled, the men participate in what is known as the penis-offering rite, which is said to represent "paying with one's life." Each man presents his semierect penis to all the others, pressing it into each man's palm and drawing it along the length of the upturned hand. Anyone who has seen a koteka, the colorful two-foot-long penis cap worn by men in Papua New Guinea, can easily believe that men have inherited our primate cousins' attentiveness to the penis.

But men aren't satisfied by checking out other men's penises. They also like to flaunt their own. Historically, male exhibitionism has been considered a mental disorder. If that is the case, the Internet suggests that we are a planet of mentally deranged men....

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Though encountering a male exhibitionist on the subway or in the city park can be frightening and unsettling, clinical psychiatrists do not consider them dangerous. Exhibitionists rarely follow up their lewd displays with any attempt at contacting the women they've exposed themselves to. Often, the urge to exhibit oneself manifests as an inescapable compulsion, rather than a conscious intention to dominate or scare a woman. "The act was more magical than sexual, a ritual to restore that all-important sense of power that the defeats of life had temporarily destroyed," explained Lance Rentzel, former wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys, recounting the incident that got him arrested. "On this day, for some reason, I needed someone to play with me in a childish game I was making up. Look at me, look at me. Look at what I've got. I sat in the car and they came over and I exposed myself. It took maybe 10 seconds, then I drove off, strangely relieved."

Perhaps men are tapping into an ancient display mechanism we share with other primates, similar to the way girls' enjoyment of brushing other girls' hair may reflect our primate grooming mechanisms. It's true that some women are enchanted by a substantial phallus. But for men, a large penis is always welcome.         

A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships. Ogas, Gaddam, p.39-43

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